Q: How much do you cost?
A: The quick answer is-- one person day trips are the least expensive.
The long answer is that cost is based on several things but these
are the greatest variables.
1. Distance and location (from us to you) at the time you want
2. Number of people in the show.
3. Block booking and other wheeling and dealings.
4. How long you want us. Workshops. Weeks, days or hours.
5. Are you a school, community group, library or venue. If you
are a venue, what is your size and projected ticket cost.
Q: Eh, hem. You still haven't
told me how much you cost.
A: Base cost for a 'local' single performance of a single person
show usually starts at $500 for a venue or school. Less
for libraries and we even do birthday parties but only if you
are really nice. Really nicely. We do carry a list of chilren's performers if you need help finding some one.
Q: Wow, that's not much for
such high quality work. Can I get an estimate?
A: Yes you can. Simply email firstname.lastname@example.org
and tell us your location, venue size and the date
that you would like us to bring our unique brand of fun to your
Q: Do you give discounts
for block bookings?
A: Yes. Block
bookings start at 5 performances in a 7 day time period.
Q: Cual es block booking?
A: It's a nifty way that keeps
us in an area and reduces our carbon footprint and per show price.
Q: What language was that?
A: No idea...
Q: Where are you located?
The company was based in beautiful St. Helena, California (the
in the heart of the Napa Valley wine country, however we returned to Portland, Oregon in 2014. We tour the United
States and internationally (mostly not pictured).
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Email: info at teatrocalamari dot com
Phone: 503. 975. 5966
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